Advice from a walking male vagina

Who's with me in no longer caring about the illogical bullshit women are looking for in men? But that doesn't stop a lot of assholes from trying to make money off of it. The mangina below, for example, courtesy of date.com, tells us the 10 "mistakes" men make with women. Predictably, "not beating them" is not listed as a mistake. Enjoy my ever-objective interjections or shove them up your ass:

MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy”

Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU.

(Who cares? One less case of walking herpes I have to worry about.)

What's going on here?

(Where?)

It's actually very simple. Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them.

(Can someone please explain to me what "gut level attraction" is? I feel attraction in my loins, not my stomach.)

And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION.

(Again, who gives a fuck? And why should any man change just to attract some North American skank who's only going to turn into a beached whale by the time she's 30? So you got laid -- here's a fucking cookie. You're still a sucker for not just getting a prostitute.)

And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT.

(No.)


MISTAKE #2: Trying To
“Convince Her To Like You"


(This one's boring, so I'll skip it.)



MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission

In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission". Another HORRIBLE idea. Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... EVER.

(This one I actually agree with, just not in the same way as this vagina with a wenis.)

Don't get me wrong here. You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you.

(What if I want to treat them badly?)

But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again. You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval.

(Note to self: annoy a woman by pretending to look for her approval. Then attack with extreme prejudice.)

MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection
With Food And Gifts

(Boring.)


MISTAKE #5: Sharing “How You Feel” Too Early In The Relationship With Her

(Of course, relationships aren't about feelings or anything like that. Sheesh -- why fucking bother? NEXT!)


MISTAKE #6: Not “Getting” How Attraction Works For Women

Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION. You need to accept this fact, and deal with it.

(No.)

When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction.

(And then I impale them with my massive phallus.)

But does the same apply for women?

(Who cares?)

Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on? Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks.

Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around? Think about it.

(Think about what? I couldn't hear you with your girlfriend's cock in your mouth.)

Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone.

(Ah yes, let's base our entire lives on "feelings." The ability to think logically is what makes men superior to women in the first place.)

If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

(Only if "body language" means bringing out the ol' bitch-pimpin' hand.)

But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this. And ANY guy can learn how...

(Oh yeah -- by buying his stupid book, of course. Save your money -- I can give you better advice in five words for free: DON'T CARE WHAT WOMEN WANT! Don't do a damn thing which compromises yourself and your personality just to get a little bit of overstretched, overrated pussy. Real men don't compromise, period. If you want to be a so-called "nice guy" then do it. The world needs more nice guys, not bitter ex-nice-guys-turned-assholes like me. If you legitimately want to be a "bad boy" (fag) then be one because that's who you are. Being true to yourself is the only way you won't feel like you've been raped up the ass by a woman who tries to rob you of your dignity. And EVERY SINGLE ONE of them will try to do just that.)

Bah -- I'm done with this entry. Go to hell...